🐾 Texts Groomers Wish They Could Send

…but instead we say it nicely 💛

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📱“Hey! Just checking—when was the last time your dog was brushed?”

Translation: “I love them… but we are about to go through something together.”

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📱“We may need to go a bit shorter today for your dog’s comfort.”

Translation: “The mats have won this round 😭”

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📱“Your dog did great, just a little wiggly!”

Translation: “We worked for this. We really did.”

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📱“We’ll take lots of breaks to keep them comfortable 💛”

Translation: “This is a slow and gentle marathon, not a sprint.”

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📱“Nail trims can be tough for some dogs!”

Translation: “This was a full emotional experience for everyone involved.”

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📱“Next time, coming in a little sooner will really help!”

Translation: “Future us will thank you. Deeply.”

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📱“We’ll do the best we can with what we’re starting with today.”

Translation: “We are about to perform a small miracle.”

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📱“Your dog is so sweet!”

Translation: “And also… has very strong opinions.”

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📱“Feel free to reach out with any questions about at-home care!”

Translation: “Please let me help you before this happens again 🥲”

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📱“They may look a little shorter than expected, but they’ll feel so much better!”

Translation: “Comfort over fluff. Always.”

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“Groomers… which one have you thought before? 👀”

“Dog parents… have you ever received one of these? 😂💛”