What Type of Grooming Dog Are You?
Take this quiz to find out how you’d behave on the grooming table 👀
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How to Use This
• Keep track of your answers
• Match to results at the end
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THE QUIZ
1. You’re being dropped off for your groom… what’s your vibe?
A. “Wait… mom? MOM???”
B. Excited!! New friends!! New smells!!
C. Calm. Observing. Judging a little.
D. Absolutely not. I will be resisting.
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2. The bath starts…
A. I cling to the groomer like a tiny koala
B. Splash party!!!
C. I stand still… but I’m emotionally elsewhere
D. Escape plan activated
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3. Nail trim time…
A. I’m nervous but trying my best
B. I don’t even notice, I’m vibing
C. I tolerate it… barely
D. This is a personal attack
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4. The dryer turns on…
A. I need emotional support immediately
B. Wheee! Wind machine!
C. I freeze like a statue
D. I have never known peace and I will scream
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5. Your groomer reaches for your face…
A. Okay but please be gentle
B. Hi!! Yes!! Touch my face!!
C. I will allow it… cautiously
D. No
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6. How do you feel about brushing?
A. It’s okay if you go slow
B. Love the attention honestly
C. Depends on my mood
D. Don’t. Even. Try.
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7. After your groom, you feel…
A. Proud but emotionally exhausted
B. AMAZING. Best day ever.
C. Clean. Acceptable. We’re done here.
D. Betrayed. I will remember this.
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RESULTS
Mostly A’s → The Velcro Baby
You’re sweet, sensitive, and just want to feel safe.
You may get a little nervous, but with patience and a gentle approach, you do amazing.
= You’re the reason gentle grooming matters.
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Mostly B’s → The Happy Wiggle
You are the LIFE of the grooming salon.
Everything is exciting, everything is fun, and personal space? Never heard of it.
=Groomers love you… even when you won’t stand still
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Mostly C’s → The Silent Judge
You’re calm, composed, and slightly unimpressed.
You tolerate the process… but you are definitely forming opinions.
= Low drama, high standards.
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Mostly D’s → The Tiny Tornado
You have STRONG feelings about grooming.
Everything is suspicious, unnecessary, and possibly illegal.
=But underneath it all? You just need time, trust, and someone who understands you
Every groomer knows these types of dogs on their tables! Which one are you?
Honorable Mentions
• The Drama King/Queen — screams for emotional effect
• The Pancake — refuses to stand
• The Sit-Down Protester — sits every 3 seconds
• The First-Timer — confused but trying
